Originally Posted by Rochard

I've never lost my wallet.

One guy tried to take it from me once. It was like 3am at a hotel vending machine in a crappy part of town in Raleigh, NC, when some guy came up behind me and stuck a gun in my back and said "give me your wallet". I was in the Marines at the time and I'm thinking to myself "I'm gonna fuck this guy up". I spun around.... And woke up five minutes later without my wallet.

Opps.