Originally Posted by BVF

I still have the pic since I made a blogpost about it way back in the day.



Here's the post I made about him:

The pale white man pictured above is named Lawrence Connor. Lawrence was nothing but a troll who wandered on the adult webmaster message boards and made a name of himself of being a complete idiot. He kept telling people that he wanted to get in the porn industry and everybody laughed at him, including me. But since he was an entertaining clown, people tolerated him. There is a VERY popular adult webmaster message board that I won't name to stop anymore trolls from coming to the place but Lawrence was there every day making a damn fool of himself.

People would say "What in the fuck is wrong with Lawrence Connor?". Some people didn't even believe that he was real. They thought that it was some other person in the porn biz that created a fake character to create entertainment on the board. I chatted with Lawrence on my ICQ messenger a few times and he always seemed like he had a screw loose. There are a lot of fans of porn who are on the outside and they never get a chance to see what it is like to fuck a hot babe on camera...Some of them come to the video porn conventions and act like an idiot while drooling over some porn star just to get a picture with them.

Well after a year or so of being the village idiot, a company finally gave Lawrence the chance to fulfill his dream of becoming a porn star. The nickname that he made up for himself was "The Wang Doodler"....They flew him up to Toronto, Canada and he was given the chance to fuck the brunette that is in the middle of the picture. They picked him up from the airport in a limousine, they took him shopping to find some toys, and they got him ready to fuck the woman the next day.

Now the funny part is that they filmed the event with Lawrence in the girl and broadcasted it live on webcam so that people could see it. Lawrence was told that if he wasn't able to achieve an erection, he was going to get punished by getting fucked in the ass with a dildo. I know that the majority of you don't know but when a camera is on and pointed at you when you are about to have sex, it is VERY hard to achieve an erection. That is why you see the same male porn studs in most videos. It isn't because they can't find more men, it's that they can't find more men that can PERFORM.

Sure enough, Lawrence wasn't able to get hard. So what they did was put some latex panties on him that had a fake penis attached to it so that he could fuck her with that. But since he couldn't get hard, the girl got to lube his asshole up and stick a fat dildo up in it while he was bent over. I don't know WHY he agreed to some shit like that but to each his own. I saw with my own two eyes Lawrence getting butt fucked with a dildo and he was the complete laughing stock of the whole message board. But he was able to get to get with some hot pornstars and that is good for an ordinary civilian to do.

I can't show you the explicit pictures or even really link to them because this site wouldn't be "work safe" if I did. But I'm telling you, it was some FUNNY shit to see him getting fucked by a pornstar with a dildo. I couldn't have done it because I would be too embarrassed. But I'll give him credit because he had the balls to make a complete idiot of himself in front of everybody. Plus he was able to elevate himself from some lame internet troll who is a fan of porn to a person who hangs with pornstars himself.

So to Lawrence Connor, I salute you. I never thought that you would get a chance to actually get with a female. I was wrong and so were a lot of other people and they owe you an apology for ever doubting you....You are the fucking man!

And if any of you want to get a chance to be a pornstar, be sure to go to PornStarU.com and enter. Maybe you can get some head from a hot broad like Lawrence did...And even though I highly doubt it, if anybody from PornStarU.com wants me to take this image down, just contact me and I'll do it. But it's free publicity for you so I didn't think y'all would mind.

Lawrence Connor Rocks!