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Originally Posted by Dirty F
Yes, most gun nutters do. I know, it's hilarious. The rest of the world just laughs and thinks wtf when they read shit like that.
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“As long as there’s someone like Earl out there with a gun and ammunition, we are unable to carry out our attack on America,” said Maxwell Caufield, a covert military leader in charge of the operation to turn the country into an authoritarian, one-party state wherein the basic rights of citizens are stripped away in order to create total government control. “Try as we did to spread our distorted gun control propaganda—claiming that it would protect innocent people across the country from needless deaths—the man just wouldn’t bite. There is simply nothing we can do about Earl and his gun, damn him.”
http://www.theonion.com/articles/62y...n-natio,30984/