Translation: I was at the local shop of spirits, picking up a fine bottle of Chianti and Chablis, when I witnessed the lady of Latin American roots swipe my card twice. Not once, not thrice, but twice. She pulled a fancy device from her pocket and was attempting to steal my hard earned money. She was not tall in stature but quite wide around the mid section. I wanted to post this on GFY post haste, therefore I left the establishment without contacting the local authorities and now my credit card is being passed around like a 90lb Filipino boy in a bar full of homosexual deviants.