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Old 02-05-2013, 12:32 AM  
For The LOVE Of Porn
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Originally Posted by tony286 View Post
I worked at a bar and these guys come in. One guy has a bandanna on his face like a robber. My boss said he is ok. Well it turned out the guy tried to kill himself with a shot gun ,missed and shot off his lower face. I guess at the time they had to wait to try and do some type of reconstructive surgery. I kept thinking boy thats got to suck.
Didn't you ask him why he didn't try it again? Now he's a loser AND a quitter!

Like Denis Leary said, "Make sure you get your WHOLE HEAD in front of the shotgun! Thank you for calling."

Anyway, who the fuck tries to off themself with a fuckin' shotgun!?! Jesus H.
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