What you need to do is get yourself a black tank top, tear a strip off of the bottom of it so your navel shows, use the strip as a headband.
Then forge a bowie knife out of some pieces of an old car wreck on an open firepit.
Wrestle a Helicopter out of the sky and grab the heavy machine gun, then you can open the door and let the cops in.
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