Originally Posted by GrantMercury

I found it very difficult to do. I had to do it once. I was with this chick who had a Jeep. We took it to a very secluded pond. The trail leading to it was treacherous and rocky, but worth it, because the pond was fucking stunning, and we had it all to ourselves. Anyway, we had a great time playing in the water, chilling on big assed inner tubes, and getting stoned. Walking back to the Jeep she broke her right foot on a jagged rock sticking up out of the ground. She was in great pain and couldn't drive. So I did. I wasn't used to driving it, and being baked wasn't the best time to learn, obviously, but whatever. Ya gotta do...

Anyway, all was cool until we got back on the road. Then we passed a cruiser, and I was fucking crippled with paranoia. It was hard to tell how fast I was going cuz I wasn't familiar with the vehicle and it's throttle response and big-assed wheels, and I was too paranoid to take my eyes off the road and look at the speedo. I should add that I was very, very high - it was good shit.

It's an anti-climactic story as I got us back safe, but that was the longest ride of my life. Shitting bricks the whole way. I will never do that again.