Many years ago in my early 20's I went to a three day concert where you camped out and they had a ton of acts play over the course of a weekend. One afternoon several of us saw a drunk guy stagger over to the edge of the designated camping area, drop his pants, squat and start to shit. When he finished he tried reach back and wipe himself with a handful of toilet paper, stumbled and fell. He landed right in his own shit.
Why he was doing this I don't know. Had he walked a couple hundred more feet a different direction there were tons of porta-poties.
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