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About 2 hours ago, I farted in a glass on the coffee table that had the remnants of old milk in it from yesterday. I covered the glass with my hand and found my wife making dinner in the kitchen. I put the glass near her face and said "hey, smell this glass. There's something weird going on here."
She threw a handful of uncooked tortellini at me after she got a whiff of that.
My Lab ate the tortellini off the floor and threw it up about 15 minutes later.
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