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This one time me and my brother and some friends were at a pizza place eating when he had to fart. He didn't say anything, just stood up and in a hurrying fashion walked to the bathroom. About 10 minutes had passed when he came back out and told everyone we had to go right now.
Later found out that he went to push out a fart and shit himself.. Not only shit, but pissed out of his ass. He had left a puddle of liquid shit on the seat he was in, and had went to the bathroom to clean his pants as best as he good before we left. He ended up leaving his shit covered boxer briefs in the bathroom garbage can.
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