We had a sweepstake today, and a bit of google.
One of the few routes you would have is this
, a) bus to Namibia , its a neighbour and a semi-ratified extradition treaty. Pre signed , not fully agreed
b) Nigeria, no extradition, still under treaty.
c) tricky bit, you want to get from lagos to uruguay but you might have to go transit so the best option is belgium and stay in the international transit zone
d) you dont want to go to buenos aires as they have extradition
e) so you go amsterdam, stay in transit
f) go to dutch antilles (semi jurisdiction, but bent as fuck its all taliban or mafia)
g) hop a flight to uruguay and stay in monte video, which was good enough for the graf spee
h) declare "Unfair trial by Media and therefore unable to obtain justice"
i) shag fucking hot latina bitches for the rest of your life doggy style
or it was an accident, in which case if the suicide watch isnt good he'll be taking a lead aspirin by tuesday