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brentbacardi · 02-24-2013, 07:32 PM

People buy shit you sell if you sell it well. If I need to put shit about what I did I do this:

XYZ My company name which is legit
- Increased Revenue by $10,000 in Q2 2012
- Managed 10 employees
- Increased Traffic overall traffic volume by 1200% in 2012

Nowhere do I mention tits, ass or cum... if they say what did you sell, say digital media. If they say what kind of digital media, say website content, if they say what is it, say its different for different niches. If they say give me an example, say I caught the HD video trend before most and specialized in High Definition video media. If they say I don't get it, say to be honest its someone complex and throw out thinks like DRM and exclusive media and resolution sizes, they will evenutally get confused and stop if they are not in a related field. Tada!

02-24-2013, 07:32 PM
brentbacardi Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,425	People buy shit you sell if you sell it well. If I need to put shit about what I did I do this: XYZ My company name which is legit - Increased Revenue by $10,000 in Q2 2012 - Managed 10 employees - Increased Traffic overall traffic volume by 1200% in 2012 Nowhere do I mention tits, ass or cum... if they say what did you sell, say digital media. If they say what kind of digital media, say website content, if they say what is it, say its different for different niches. If they say give me an example, say I caught the HD video trend before most and specialized in High Definition video media. If they say I don't get it, say to be honest its someone complex and throw out thinks like DRM and exclusive media and resolution sizes, they will evenutally get confused and stop if they are not in a related field. Tada! __________________ Go Fuck Yourself!