MrMaxwell

And,
I haven't had one in a long time.

You know what I mean- everyone has one- you have the best prices, you don't mind working your life away for someone else at pennies, you're white and have a-lot of white friends, you're X other race and have a-lot of X other race friends, you've got past visible successes, you're not sleazydream, you have family money

On and on and on

EVERYONE has to have one

I need my new one
Everyone should have one