Originally Posted by Far-L

From the book of Revelations:

And the many headed beast, whose name cannot be spoken, lest the lawyers of the damned shall rise and carry with them the Decrees of the Dead, and bring sadness and decay to the land, offering a catalog of mortal sins against those that spoke with tongues of magnetic plastic, saying twelve times "Ye shall perish amid the bill that is paid with pounds of flesh and blood and semen for interest in the naked and the meek, never settled, and be always found in arrears until a white dog whose mouth froths with rabid cravings will devour the bitter feces of ten thousand vestal virgins sullied by Ron Jeremy.