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Originally Posted by Coup
I'm sorry that our penile products may have caused you rectal/anal pain. As stated many times in our disclaimer, "those with tight anuses may experience bouts of extreme anal and rectal pain while using our products." Please consult our Minister of Product Returns and Refunds venusgal for your full butthurt refund.
Thank you.
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Unfortunately I checked product returns and nothing was returned for John "Bako" The Wacko in our system, therefore his extreme butthurt and anal problems is that of a direct result from his roid abuse.