Just QUIT FUCKING SHAVING. I make money, you make money. We're both happy. That's all there is to it. If I make money I will push the hell out of your program. If I make money with you for years I will be the first to promote your new site or program. The same goes for dating. You (not you personally but those doing it in general) may think you are getting away with it or being cute but you're not. The numbers directly influence my decision whether to promote you and how much effort I put into promoting you. You're fucking yourself in addition to me and soon I wont be there for you to fuck so it'll be just YOU fucking yourself.
I wish more sponsors would get this. There are some of us here who have been affiliates for over a decade. We remember you. Don't screw us and it'll be better for you in the long term. You won't have to beg for people to join your programs. We'll come to you!