Originally Posted by baddog

I have a land line because I know better than to rely on cellphones in an area that is prone to earthquakes. There are probably 5 people that call that number and the rest are telemarketers.

When I am bored I usually make up a story like I am a cop investigating the murder of Mr Brown, and make them reveal their relationship with the deceased, etc. It usually causes some stress for the telemarketer, but sometimes it is as much work for me to keep the story running. Recently, I have started telling the caller that I am currently masturbating and ask them to hold for a few minutes, and ask them to talk dirty to help me along.

The amazing thing is how many people will sit and wait before finally hanging up. The girl this morning said she could call me back in a few minutes if I'd like.