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Originally Posted by _Richard_
the older i get, the more sense hookers make
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Get caught for solicitation, it's a misdemeanor, pay a fine, maybe some community service.
Get someone pregnant, you pay a fine in the extended payment plan of 18 years, and sex is not included in those payments (after the fact).
So yeah, hookers are a great idea! No wining and whining and dining - right to business!
I should have gone the hooker route, for what I pay for child support I could have spent that on a high class hooker once a week for 18 years or a crack-whore each night. Wham Bam Thank You Mam!