Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Fuck school
I quit school when I was twelve
For better or for worse 95% of my life experience would have never happened if I hadn't
Plus, while fred speak and fred write may be grammatically incorrect and not perfect, I can write better sentences than most idiots who went to school

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

It sure as hell surprised one of my teachers. I was way the fuck ahead and already starting some college level shit. I told her if she didn't stop making things difficult for me I would not come back. She continued to cause problems, then I left.

Plus, I don't care what you say. I may not be some tough thug life type of guy but that was some G shit right there, period. I'm twelve, I'm in school, I tell school FUCK YOU and leave to go and hustle cable tv.

A short time later I had my first cadillac which I could not drive and my first gun, too.

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Yeah- I should be on television.
I would call it the Fred Show.
Adorable bitches everywhere, a Cadillac of the week, blowing shit to hell with expensive firearms, reviews of all of the steak houses, cash poker games, stand up comedy bitches, a segment on the government rape act of the day, man my show would be incredible. There ain't a straight American male alive who would not love my program. I would even teach them how to deal with their wives when they weren't "allowed to watch that trash" when my program came on.