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Old 03-18-2013, 06:25 AM  
fris
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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog View Post
I cant look at WP anymore tonight - The GFY front page is controversy free (wow) - I don't know what to do.

Things are bad when you come to GFY and can't even find a good fight...
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My Fleshlight massages my penis at a rate of 2700 RPMs and feels like 250 teen girls giving me a handjob simultaneously. It's encrusted with flawless 36 karat conflict diamonds straight from the heart of Africa. It's powered by an experimental plutonium alloy battery and has a constant run-time of well over 3 years. It has 4 settings, as opposed to yours which has only 2 settings (on and off). No other fabricated orifice can compare to my Fleshlight
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