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Originally Posted by Ross
Quoted for the truth. Last year 10 of us went to Manchester, England for my Batchelor weekend for two nights, both nights we hit the strip club for a bit of a laugh as you do. First night we went after clubbing and drinking all day, a bit worse for wear and with tons of gimmicky shit like Kanye glasses, the girls were all drawn to us immediately. We strung them along mostly but my buddies bought me dances and bought themselves dances, naturally first dance is with the best looking girl but then as you chat to some, that changes drastically! Second night my buddy who LOVES strip clubs, went for one of the ugliest girls there, she had a bangin body but her personality was amazing, we really thought, he thought she was into him, it was insane. He must have spent $200 just on this girl on dances that night.
We ripped on him the rest of that night for it but his face was lit up, he had the night of his life since he doesn't do too well with the ladies, this girl made his entire weekend.
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I rarely go to strip clubs anymore. The porn business has ruined them for me
I know they are all about commerce now.
However, about five years ago a friend of mine got a great promotion and was moving away for his job so we took him out to celebrate. We end up at a strip club. The first girl that came out on the main stage was smoking hot. She had an amazing body and gorgeous face. She was okay. She said hi to everyone and shook her ass and spun around the pole and made some good tips. The next girl up was actually hotter than the first, but she just stood around like she was half asleep, shook her ass a few times and then just walked around collecting her dollar bills. She had the personality of gray clay and it was almost like she had the attitude that we were lucky to see her naked. She did okay because she was so hot, but didn't make as much as the first girl.
When the third girl hit the stage it was like she was shot out of a cannon. She had a smile on her face, smacked herself on the ass, sang along to the song and was very into it. She jumped around, paid attention to everyone and really seemed like she was having a good time. The guys were cheering her on and the cash was raining down on her. She wasn't ugly by any stretch, but she wasn't hot either. She had a decent body and a decent face. She did have great tits though
. Realistically she was a pretty average girl with a great rack and a nice smile, but she has personality for days and she connected with the guys. She talked shit, made jokes she even made fun of herself and it was a very good time. She made bank.
About an hour later she came out again, but this time she was on the second, smaller stage in the back. Half the guys sitting around the main stage got up and moved to her stage when she came out. The look on the girl who was dancing on the main stage's face was priceless. She was not very happy. If she were smart she would have learned the lesson right then, but I have a feeling she didn't and just hated the other girl.