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It Matters
Friend told me one day she went on a camping trip. She couldn't stand the guy but figured if she went maybe he'd be happy and go away.
Next time we went out she said, "worst experience of my life. Bastard had a 3 inch penis."
One day my favorite bartender told me that she had a dream about me and it made her happy. I told her that she knew my marriage was on the rocks and her husband John was an ass. I said let's run away together. She put her hands on the bar about 15 inches apart and said,"that's how big John is, you got that I'll leave this second."
Sorry honey now where close. She did finally leave him. So he ended up working as a salesman at a used car lot. One night he tried to convince to kid who washed cars into some mutual cocking sucking. But for a little extra fun John wrapped his neck tie around his neck. Took the car washer a few hours before he could call the police and explain how John died.
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