Originally Posted by BradBreakfast

IF THIS WERE A MOVIE, here's the script I'd write

Burn his car while he's trying to break into cars with a note and expired bus pass.

Melt styrofoam in gasoline to make a napalm constancy then think: car interior.

Mix up a bucket of thermite, put it on his hood, and light it with a torch. Walk away calmly.

Take your pick.

the end.