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Old 03-30-2013, 01:16 PM  
CurrentlySober
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My 'Top Tip' 4 a 1st Date Location...

Not the cinema...


Not a resteraunt...



Not a bowling ally...


But...



A Hospital!


Why? Simply because when you start to piss & shit yourself...

In a Hospital, the Doctors say 'Dont worry' - The Nurses 'clean you up' - & You're date holds your hand and says that she... 'loves you...'


But in the Cinema, Restaurant or Bowling alley.. You both just get thrown out!!!


Spank me later
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