And buy Ponzicoins!
New and improved currency is taking over the world its Ponzicoins! Now with "encryption" to give it the "shiny object syndrome" that's all the rage in 2013!
Buy ponzicoins because its "decentralized" + "encrypted" + illuminati lizard currency of the future!
Ponzicoins are like no other virtual currency before them, because they have the added twist of alchemy!!!
to money laundering and pyramid schemes!
Perfect for all the lazy, gullible suckers out there and some smart short term investors who will stoke the hype until they shit themselves
Ponzicoins plans ATM-s (
) and even teleports to teleport the money in to your sucker wallets! It also plans magic mana bottles that will, somehow, make the banks and the governments allow the massive money laundering and let you fuck them out of their cut! magic mana bottles available soon!
also alchemy equipment with 2 months delivery! we will sell you special alchemy computers that will make you the money back in 1 month but we will deliver in 2!
we will actually sell you money for money! only you will make more money than what you got it for because we are fucking incapable of turning it on and letting it mine for our lazy asses ourselves!
everybody who invests over 10.000$ gets a free tub of XL but burn ointment sent to their house for direct application on the anus...
thats how you sound to me with the bitcoins!