Originally Posted by pompousjohn

It's a very cool story with all the elements of a hit but sadly most of you faggots are not worthy of the details so it's an "invite only" tale of woe at the moment. Will be released to the general public as soon as names can be changed to protect the sodomites.

I had a version prepared but it turns our "Obi Wan" "Darth Vader" and "Amazing Super Affiliate who fucked the Ass-fuckers in the Ass" are all trademarked. (maybe except one, not sure which)

Chill out, try not to clench and find a nice pillow to bite while the tale unfolds (it could be awhile since I no longer give a shit)