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Wow! Those people who make money from suckers trading bitcoins have really reassured me that bitcoins are safe and not volatile at all! Why they're just like gold, by jingo!
I appreciate that those people who make money from suckers trading a virtual currency want me to feel secure to continue to make them money, and so have placed the "facts" squarely in front of me. I understand that what happened was, according to a statement they released, "an influx of new suckers caused an nth series binary loop in our processing unit leading to a gradual ... what you're still reading? but this is gibberish! Go buy some bitcoins you muppet! attaboy!" and I am gratified and appeased.
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