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Originally Posted by ilnjscb
Wow! Those people who make money from suckers trading bitcoins have really reassured me that bitcoins are safe and not volatile at all! Why they're just like gold, by jingo!
I appreciate that those people who make money from suckers trading a virtual currency want me to feel secure to continue to make them money, and so have placed the "facts" squarely in front of me. I understand that what happened was, according to a statement they released, "an influx of new suckers caused an nth series binary loop in our processing unit leading to a gradual ... what you're still reading? but this is gibberish! Go buy some bitcoins you muppet! attaboy!" and I am gratified and appeased.
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Hah. Exactly. What else are they goin to say? "Ddos attacks directly effect the price in a drastic way". Doubtful...