GrantMercury you sure like to dish it out. But man, like most faux-liberals you just seem to lose your sense of humor when the joke is on one of your guys.
Loosen up man! Light the campfire, I'll grab my acoustic guitar, we'll roast some marshmallows and sing Pete Seeger protest songs together.
Then after you fall asleep (probably before 10 p.m.), I'll creep off to the titty bar and enjoy some REAL liberalism and debauchery all night long, and be back at the campsite to cook you some eggs and make you some coffee when you open your sleepy eyes after dreaming of how great the federal govt. is all night long.
Then while you spend the rest of the week recovering from your big "party", I'll be out every night having fun (you'll probably be at home feeling guilty that we had the luxury of eating marshmallows when so many people out here have not even gotten their free cell phone from the govt. yet)