Amateur hour in here...
Find a retailer who's employees where uniforms, like simple polo shirts. Buy one, walk in and talk to the greater, tell them you are from corporate and going to be working here the next few days. Then explain your putting together a photo shoot with some products from the store and maybe they would like to be in it.
Go gather a bunch of items, TVs, cameras, rubber dicks, etc., and load them into your van. The key here is to rent a van and make a fake logo of the company to out on it, looks legit. Then Have store employees help you load the items into the van. It's best if you wheel it up to the door and let them take care of the rest, you'll never get "busted" because they stole the merchandise.
Take pictures of them "helping" to use as blackmail if needed later on. Tell them your going to drop off the stuff at the shoot location and be back in 20 minutes.
Presto! Free shit!
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