Of course I believe in me, I exist!
Also, I believe in my peers Thor, Ra, Jupiter (and Jupiter's cock), Zeus, Baal Moloch, Krishna and many more. I believe that sucker Jehovah may get his shit together some day, but for now he's a crazy motherfucker, too bloodthirsty and resentful 
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This post is endorsed by CIA, KGB, MI6, the Mafia, Illuminati, Kim Jong Il, Worldwide Ninjas Association, Klingon Empire and lolcats. Don't mess around with it, just accept it and embrace the truth
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