View Single Post
Old 05-02-2013, 11:33 PM  
CurrentlySober
Too lazy to wipe my ass
 
CurrentlySober's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,536
Easiest job in the world ! 'Legal Breaking & Entering'!

My elderly neighbour knocked on my door last night at about 10pm, all of a tizzy and very upset. Shed managed to let the door close on her, and was locked out.

I went over and the door was firmly locked - She said she had a key hidden in the garden, but she couldn't find it cause it was dark and she wasn't exactly sure where it was n stuff...

All of a sudden, she hands me a large stone. I thought she had found her key, but she wanted me to smash one of windows with it! Well I wasn't going to do that, so I took her back to mine and called a 24hour locksmith.

He said he would be there in about 15 mins and he'd charge £40 - She said fine.

When he arrived, I went over with them, and openly said 'Look mate - This fascinates me, so I am gonna see how you do this. I was expecting him to use two little bits of wire like of TV or doing something really clever.

I'm not gonna say exactly what he did, but it fucking amazed me, and that door was open (With no damage) in less time it would have taken me to open it - WITH THE KEY!!!

Less than 1 seconds work, for £40 !

I know I'm gonna get the 'Thats nice Honey' and 'Cool Story Bro' comments, but I just thought I'd share a story with you all, that doesn't involve poo for a change

.
__________________


👁️ 👍️ 💩
CurrentlySober is online now   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote