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Old 05-08-2013, 03:27 PM  
2013
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Originally Posted by Far-L View Post
Transcript from a 911 Call:

Operator: 911, what is your emergency?

CCbill Webmaster: My ratios, oh my god, my ratios, please, please, please, ohmyfuckinggod, help, you have to help me, my ratios are off! They're off! I don't know what is happening - please HELP ME!

Operator: Settle down sir, please, try and remain calm; we are here to help you but we will need some information first.

CcBill Webmaster: Ok, ok, I will try, I am trying, Oh fuck, please, I can't... I can't help it... I am freaking out please help me please help please!

Operator: You are going to be ok. Surfers are on their way and should be there shortly. You are going to be ok. Are you with me?

CcBill Webmaster: Yes. Ok. Yes, I am still here. Please help me I don't know what has happened - my ratios were fine a week ago but then, omyfucking god, then, I don't know what happened, they just dropped, I don't know what to do, they dropped, they dropped, oh god I think I am going to be sick...

Operator: Please, take a deep breath, sir, you are going to be ok.

CcBill affiliate: Hold on, someone is here, hold on, wait, wait, stay with me... oh, there, they are here... oh thank god... they are here... I just got a sign up

Operator: Ok, good, I will stay on the line until we know you are ok

CcBill Affiliate: Thank you, thank you, thank you, you saved my life, I don't know what just happened.

Operator: Ok, don't worry, you are going to be ok.
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