Originally Posted by Far-L

Paul Markham in his new position as Grand Vizier of Mysterious Join Trends and Incredible Web Phenomena came down from his position on Mt. Olympus, where he sits at Zeus's right hand and Ron C's left and proclaimed you worthy. The magic join wand was waved, back and forth in a vigorous manner, like a horse shooing flies from its ass with its tail, and your joins were restored to their original natural average conversion rate.

Make sure you keep up with protocols in the future and don't be tardy sacrificing your lamb and doing the Dance of CCbill Love if you don't want this to happen again in the future, mmmkay?