Originally Posted by Diomed

New Orleans aint no joke.

I remember one time I fucked up and took some Ambien after drinking over there.. and walking down the street in the "wrong direction".. everybody I passed walking the other way was like.. "You don't want to go that way.." "Hey man.. it's not safe down there".. "Why don't you join us and come this direction".. it was weird..

I woke up hours later next in an alley with a hobo poking at me.. telling me it would be smart if I went back to my hotel.. I said.. I don't know where it is.. He said he would take me.. but I told him I needed to take a shit first.. so he walked me down a few alleys to a krystals.. where I took a massive shit (was staying with a new gf at the hotel didn't want to blow it up).. then he took me back to my hotel.

I gave him $20 and thanked him.. he was a good guy in retrospect... and I never took Ambien again