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Old 05-14-2013, 03:44 PM  
dyna mo
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Originally Posted by bossku69 View Post
they've ruined our society, caused a false need for diet pills and antidepressants. everyday 10s of 1,000's of marriages are ruined because of thin people, or non-thin people wanting their partner to be thin or be with a thin person.

look around, EVERYTHING wrong with this world is because people want to be thin!

gangsters use drugs to stay thin, then shoot other people because they are thinner then they are, or they dont like anyone that is fatter than them.

tv stars are made up of thin people. thin people are not funny, they are stupid because they have no brain power because they dont eat.

thin people make other people feel bad about themselves, then the commit crimes, quit their jobs, stop paying their bills, have babies, buy shitty cars, cry about being fat... then start stopping around causing earthquakes.

truth is fat people save lives. a thin person would rather do a few pushups or eat a stalk of celery BEFORE they give you CPR. a fat person would push over a bus to save you because they know there is a free meal in it for them.

plus, all the conspiracy theories and evil gov't plans are around thin people. do you think a bunch of overweight diabetics would plan to hoax a moon landing? FUCK NO! they would only care about one thing... Nacho vs. Cool Racho Doritos!

i had to read this 2x to really appreciate it! well done.
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