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my Spanish needs to be a lot better but I translate it a little differently:

I slapped in the face when I was watching some gays, then, in one tenth of a microsecond the following thoughts come to me: a woman is not to be hit, but a man? As it is not a woman, he has balls like I have balls, said and done

I release a slap that is heard on all the escalator and rumbles down the 15 floors below, for the whole day, BUMBA! did a lot to drop a gay with that strength and right in the face.

I hope Nikki or someone better in Spanish can fix this translation, curious about some of the idioms