Joke Thread
No pics, Will keep this going. You're welcome to add your own but no stupid shit posts just so you can get your sig ashowing. Ladies, You will be appalled but don't get mad, get even, lets see your best male bashing ones. I'm a man that believes if you can dish it out you better be able to take it.
Q: What do you call a divorcee?
A: A born-again cocksucker.
Q: What?s the shortest distance between two points?
A: A tight blouse.
Drunk Speakenesse
Things that are hard to say when you?re drunk?..
1) Innovative
2) Preliminary
3) Proliferation
4) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY hard to say when you?re drunk?
1) Specificity
2) British Constitution
3) Passive-aggressive disorder
4) Transubstantiate
Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you?re drunk?
1) Thanks, but I don?t want to sleep with you.
2) Nope, no more drinks for me, I?ve reached my limit.
3) Sorry, but you?re not really my type.
4) Please take the shooters back, let?s have water.
5) Good evening officer, isn?t it lovely out tonight?
6) I?m not interested in fighting you.
7) Oh, I just couldn?t ? no one wants to hear me sing.
8) Thank you, but I won?t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination.
9) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
10) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
11) Look, it would be great to have sex with you; but, I hardly know you and we will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning.
12) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure it?s just because he knows her or something.
13) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn?t try balancing on it with this miniskirt I have on in case I fell off.
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