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Q: There are two fleas on a pussy. One is smoking dope, what's the other one doing?
A: Sniffing crack.
Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Q: What goes clip-clop, clip-clop, bang-bang, bang-bang, clip-clop, clip-clop?
A: An Amish drive by shooting.
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