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Old 05-25-2013, 07:11 AM  
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As the airliner pushed back from the gate,
the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual
information regarding seat belts, etc.
Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip
while your captain, Judith Campbell,
and crew take you safely to your destination."
Joe, sitting in the eighth row thought to himself,
"Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?
When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said,
"Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"
"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."
"My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas.
I don't know what to think of all those women up
there in the cockpit."
"That's another thing sir," said the attendant,
"We no longer call it the cockpit,
Now it's the 'box office'."
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