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It's not the money that smells like Maple Syrup, it's us. Sexual escapades of Canadians usually involve Maple Syrup, and some times back bacon, Molson Beer etc. While it washes off, it often leaves behind a delicious and alluring aroma on our junk that virtually guarantees even more sex with more partners. Who needs cologne when we smell so damn good?
While there are still some that prefer the old "Beer and cigarettes" stank of yesteryear, most have dropped it now because they say that this combo just "smells like sex and shame".
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