crucifissio, hahahahahahahaha
On the honeymoon, Harriet says to her new husband, “Eddie, how many women have you slept with?”
He says, “If I tell you, you’ll freak out.”
She says, “No, I won’t.”
He says, “Okay. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven…you…nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen….”
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