I was in line at Starbucks when I noticed this really hot looking chick in front of me. I knew Mutt had once met a girl in a similar situation and turned her into a solo model for a website. So I built up enough courage to try and do the same. Bad mistake on my part.
I tapped her on the shoulder and she seemed friendly enough...but after I showed her a couple samples on my tablet, she said something to the effect "Fuck you I'm a featherwood" and proceeded to punch me in the face! Her hit did not connect 100% but she did do some damage
