View Single Post
Old 06-26-2013, 04:43 AM  
Emma
Confirmed User
 
Emma's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: England
Posts: 2,288
Sex Quotes to Get You in the Mood

"Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing." - Charles Bukowski

"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don?t have a good partner, you?d better have a good hand." - Mae West

"Is sex dirty? Only when it?s being done right." - Woody Allen

"Software is like sex: it's better when it's free." - Linus Torvalds

"There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex." - Billy Joel

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." - Billy Crystal

"Sex is like money; only too much is enough." - John Updike
__________________

$250 welcome bonus!
Emma is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote