I mean snowden is a traitor plain and simple just for exposing espionage, assange is a traitor just for reporting the truth BUT his forefathers (
) are , somehow, not?!?!
hey "the king" I got an idea!
you know about quantum physics and how space-time can be bent? well I have an idea, lets try to bend space and time with US phony-ness
seriously heres how we can set up the experiment:
1) we need to wait for "pretend its not murder and treason and theft day" again...its a very very phony event and will score massive on the bullshit-o-meter
2) we need more phony, so any member of the US army will do with his "war stories" of how he attacked force drafted civilians in the 3rd world and is a "hero"
now this will break most bullshit-o-meters BUT if we add another twist:
3) you dress up in your cosplay soldier uniform on "pretend its not theft and murder and treason day" AND you go to the HQ of stolenvalor.com
(dangerous to experiment with such concentrated phonyness I know) AND you can talk about your force drafted civilian 3rd world enemies and how you are "heroes" and have "valor" (we are really taking a huge risk here with the uber-phony-ness but its all for science!)
now this is the black hole epicenter of phony
you see my theory is that so much phony stuff in one place will actually cause space-time to facepalm itself, and that this in turn, will create a wormhole though which man could travel to another point in the galaxy?
are you up for the challenge? in theory we could do it during US elections but the 4th of july is just so much more phony?
oh and the native americans should be deported to mexico their visa is clearly not valid
