When I was a kid I used to walk to school eight days a week, 10 miles, uphill each way! When we didn't have food we ate rocks, and we liked it! My first job was shoveling hot molten lava back into an active volcano for ten cents a day! Don't tell me about minimum wages! You should pay me just for the privilege to work at all! I sell fucking chinese widgets now! I'm a fucking genius, and I look down upon the rest of you maggots!