Originally Posted by BFT3K

Listen, I know exactly what it's like to work hard. I spent 32 years busting my hump at a chicken assembly plant in Mexico City. I started at the bottom of the totem pole, just like everyone else did back then.

For the first 2 years I was kicked in the balls by the townfolk, every day, until I finally earned their respect! Only then was I allowed to even TOUCH the chicken parts.

Two years attaching legs, four grueling years attaching the wings... I was determined to work my ass off and get to the top!

Then 30 years later all of my labor and devotion paid off, and it finally happened - I was a beaker!

No more slimy parts for me, now I just take the chicken, slap on a beak, and cash my check!

So don't tell me about hard work. I put in my time young fella!