americans = business, clients, wars, military crimes, military casualties
jews = money, media, power, the most trained army, Judaism
russians = bad cars, bad roads, fucked up government, bad people, good people, open people, programmers, mathematics, the best women in the Universe
germans = VHS porn (ja ja, das ist fantastisch), good cars, miserliness
french = very weird language, Eiffel tower, arabs
dutch = cheese, windmills, weed, funny language
asians = Buddhism, martial arts, sushi, anime, weird Japanese culture
arabs = war, lack of education, poverty, Muslims
italians = pizza, mafia, monuments, some good friends
polish = people that blame me/my country in all their troubles
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Obey the Cowgod
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