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Old 09-02-2013, 07:28 AM  
Harmon
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:stop Would you eat Judge Judy's cunt everyday for $500,000 per year...

It would basically entail you showing up to her home early morning, prior to her denture brushing... prior to any sort of bathing... basically she sits in her judge's robe all day taping and her twat stews like 9 day old, unrefrigerated, sweaty meat.

Would you show up with your Red Lobster bib on for a 15 minute, raisin wrinkled clit, labia sucking, fisting her g spot marathon?

2 weeks of vacation per year... but on those 14 days you have to jack your shit on Skype while Judy drills her meat flaps with the business end of a decommissioned, Vietnam era flame thrower... while wearing the pack on her back.... nude.
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