that's funny.
as most people will discover, women and dating = money pit.
you need to impress them to get them to put out, so you have to buy them stuff and take them out... but that's just the beginning.. you'll need to keep spending MORE and MORE!
think of it like heroin, you'll just need more and more to catch the first high
HOWEVER, if you are trying to impress a woman with material possessions, you are an idiot
every woman likes to be "swept off her feet" and "find her prince charming" but in realty, they just want someone to hear them talk and not treat them like shit... which requires no money.